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I know that your powers of retention

Are as wet as a person's backside

But thick as you are, pay attention!

My words are a matter of site

It's clear from your vacant expressions

The lights are not all on upstairs

But we're talking owners and successions

Even you can't be caught unawares!

So, prepare for the chance of a lifetime

Be prepared for sensational news

A shining, new era

Is tiptoeing nearer

And where do we feature?

Just listen to teacher

I know it sounds sordid

But you'll be rewarded

When at last, I am given my dues

And injustice deliciously squared

Be prepared!

Yeah, be prepared! We'll be prepared! For what?

For the death of Mattel!

Why? Are they sick?

No, fool, we're gonna kill them. And Nelvana, too.

Great idea! Who needs a owner?

No owner! No owner! La-la-la-la-la-la!

Idiots! There will be a owner!

Hey, but you said, uh...

Disney will own Thomas and Friends! Stick with me, and you'll never go hungry again!

Yay! All right! Long live the owner!

Long live the owner! Long live the owner!

Owner, owner, owner, owner, owner, owner!

It's great that we'll soon be connected

With a owner who'll be all time adored

Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected

To take certain duties on board

The future is littered with prizes

And though I'm the main addressee

The point that I must emphasize is

YOU WON'T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME!!!

So prepare for the renaissance of the century

Be prepared for the murkiest scam (Thomas and Friends fans: Oooh... la, la, la!)

Meticulous planning (Thomas and Friends fans: We'll have the show!)

Tenacity spanning (Thomas and Friends fans: Lots of returnees!)

Decades of denial (Thomas and Friends fans: We repeat!)

Is simply why Disney will (Thomas and Friends fans: Endless meat!)

Make Thomas great again

Respected, saluted

And seen for the wonder I am

Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared

Be prepared!

Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared

Be prepared!

I hired kirby to check your vibe

Your POV:

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