BING CHILLING[]
The MEME 🍦[]
Bing chilling has taken the internet by storm. Since the Dawn of The Apes in 1982, bing chilling has been making its way across the world. Finally, in the west, Americans were graced when the great John Cena came out of hiding and declared the almighty Bing Chilling. Now, as the years pass on from that fateful day, the world will forever remember Bing Chilling, and its importance.
BING CHILLINGඞ[]
Tempered by the fires of children, his ice cream will remained steadfast through the passage that preys upon the weak. For he alone was the Meme Walker, the Unchained Ice Cream Man, who sought retribution in all quarters, cursed and funny, earrape and low quality, in the beginning and the end, and he hunted the dead memes of the internet with barbarous cruelty; for he passed through the divide as none but child had before.
And his conquest against the unfunny children of the doomed, his prowess was shown. In his crusade, the children bestowed upon him terrible power and speed, and with his might he crushed the humorous pillars of the Monkey Temples. He set forth without pity upon the beasts of the 9 memes. Unbreakable, incorruptible, unyielding, Bing Chilling sought to end the dominion of the 2020 realm.
The age of his reckoning was uncounted. The scribes carved his name deep in the tablets of the internet across eons, and each battle etched terror in the hearts of the 10 year olds. They knew he would come, as he always had, as he always will, to feast on the blood of the wicked. For he could draw strength from his fallen foes, and ever his power grew, swift and unrelenting.
None could stand before the memes but Bing Chilling. Despair spread before him like a plague, striking fear into the meme-dwellers, driving them into deeper and darker pits. But from the depths of the dead meme abyss rose The Trollface, a meme mightier than all who had come before. The Trollge, of immeasurable power and ferocity. He strode upon the plain and faced Bing Chilling, and a mighty battle was fought on the desolate plains. The Trollge fought with fury of the countless that had fallen at Bing Chilling's hand, but there fell the Trollge, and in his defeat the meme horde were routed.
And in his terrible rancor between worlds and through time, the Meme Walker found the wretch who shall not be named, but in his heresy was loyal to his evil cause. The wretch adorned Bing Chilling in a mighty ice cream, wrought in the forges of the internet, impenetrable and unyielding. With ice cream and shield of ice cream strength, Bing Chilling set to banishing all that were left unbroken by his savagery to the void.