This group is a front for the C.I.A. out of Detroit, Watch out for your wallets and cover up your Asshole's because thats how they will identify you... Defense Intelligence Agency runs the Everett crew, and that side is said to run 50 % of the secret US Underground Military SAP contracts..
The Butthole Warriors[]
A crime-fighting group containing Zimbabwe the Spear Chucker, One Punch Man, Bung Bung toe foo, The Great Esa Urkel, Satanic Miles Mohawk, and the Everett Massachusetts Squad Johnny Load featuring Dbol the Dark Brazilian & Swaya, also Rocket & Dlo holding down Massachusetts Army Nation Gaurd Artillery Units, Spiffy the Spangler out of the Square Deli/Front for making Artillery Shells, Matty McDonald holding down Chelsea Ma making Mad money loan sharking to clowns in Miami making 29% all day.. Bentley is doing wet work all over North America and the Falkland Islands. The Shylock arm of the syndicate has Millions on the Street at any given week...
Background[]
The Butthole Warriors faction are said to have first assembled in 1999 as a new crime-fighting group based in New York City, & Everett Ma..The Everett squad was created at a football locker room inside Nickerson field at Boston University after Everett kicked the fucking shit out of Bridge Water Raynum and won the State Championship, They made 100k on the street gambling that week and started their cocaine dealing with the proceeds and direct supervision of the C.I.A. and the pimping empire the following week.. Due to their rogue status, not much is known of their missions before 1999 except the armored car heist and subsequent comic books in truck in Nyc that gained the crew 12 Million in Gold and went un noticed and 4 million in comic books that went noticed but who cares they belonged to nerds from China. The first mission to get the group recognized was an attempt to stop the 9/11 attacks with smoke bombs and They were unsuccessful. The New York faction are believed to have died in the crash, but it is rumored that they are fighting petty crime to this day in the Detroit projects. The Everett crew has been making serious Money ever since, they dont fuck around if you owe them money, Dbol has Brazilian thugs who fly up to kick ass in America They also hire Bentley to make Dj moves all over North America for the crew so the brazil thugs can slang the coke and pimp the whores in the clubs. John load & Swaya count that fucking dough kid and will slap anyone who is late on payments...
'Zimbabwe Spear Chucker[]
Age: 35
Height: 6'2
Weight: 240 LB
Power Level: 15
As the leader of the infamous group, Zimbabwe is said to have a Zimbabwe General's level of tactical skill and the ability to kill any organism with one punch and his sensual appetite for young woman Buttholes is amazing, all of his lovers demand anal sex with him and he always performs. He does what ever the Everett crew says and he is basically there Bitch, He was first found in rural Zimbabwe as a baby and has never been confirmed as being born on earth but 1 of the Everett crews parents who is Swaya's Mom took him in online on zoom and protected Z emotionally before Dominos got a hold of him, After Diane trained Z how to make a good Spaghetti Sauce on zoom he was taken under the wing of the Dominos staff and used his sauce on there King Pizza, he started to train to fight crime in Zimbabwe. He trained with 100000 pushups, 100000 situps, 100000 squats, and a 12k run every day with daily Primobolan 100mg shots & Somotropin Growth Hormone for 9 years, this lead to Z becoming massivly powerful to fight crime without weapons(Z HATES Guns). He served as a vigilante in Zimbabwe for 7 years until wanting to expand his horizon to the U.S.A. So He swam to the U.S. and ended up in Everett Ma (where George Washington once stood before commanding troops to fight the British at Bunker Hill and The Everett Crew once Resided at the Time) and with the help of Load he took a fung wa bus to NYC with Joey Angel to save money ,Once there he started to fight petty crime at the bus station and for a while at the Peter Lugars Restaurant parking lot in Brooklyn NY but wanted to seek more, so he moved to start to assemble a supergroup. Which then became known as The Butthole Warriors, who in turn will fucking slap anybody who fucks around and doesn't pay there bad bets.. Butthole Warriors will show anybody how to lay down a Trifecta bet at the track, Johnny Load knew Jon Roberts personally, Jon showed the Everett Crew how to smuggle grass in through Mexico. After Roberts got out of the can he showed Load his horses at Memphisisto Stables . The Everett faction dominates the groups cash flow now and is rumored to be earning annualy💲179 Million plus endorsements from Papa Johns Pizza, and Raythion. The Everett faction has a pimping office out of the North End in Boston's Italian section. They have 69 High Class Whores working 6 nights a week in Boston and 972 who work up & down the East Coast. They have a cocaine dealing arm set up by the Central Intelligence Agency and run by the Brazilian loser type thugs that work for Dbol. The real estate arm run by Dbol is a great cover to hide the thugs who are always moving to stay ahead of the D.E.A.. Matty runs the whores up and down the East Coast for the crew and is said to earn 100 Million a year just with whores, Rocket and Dlo work the Deep Cover Darpa Projects who create the Stealth Uav's,Uap's, and special weapons from Secret Military projects who actually live in the projects in South Boston for cover..
Z's Strengths and Weaknesses[]
Strengths
- The ability to kill anything in one punch
- High Tactical ability and smell sense he learned from John Matrix.
Weaknesses
- Being Shot and Bad pussie
- Being Beaten with a dildo
- Snakes in the Grass
- Hairy Beavers
- Any females with Aids
- Stank Ass
Satanic Miles[]
Age: 54 Height: 6'9 Weight: 290 lbs Power Level: Massive
Satanic Miles was a mistake and originally a spilled cum stain on his mother...
SM Strengths and Weaknesses[]
Strengths
- 28 inch Bicep and 12 inch cock
Weaknesses
- Dirty VaginaI
- Old Birthday cake
- Brass Toilets
- Cocaine
Dbol's = special moves includes shopping at Market Basket and Is the Master of Brazilian Jujitsu with ass kicking ability and then banging your Wife hard in her Box and selling cocaine to your sister.
Swaya = Special moves is throwing a 24x24 piece of Tile at your head and splitting your face in half with just one Tile, then someone from the victims family writes him a check right after he fucks you up (just for GP) and he always slaps you if you act up.
Johnny_Load = Special moves are just with one look his victims sign over all Bank Accounts and personal items within 7 Minutes of the initial look, also his cock maneuver scares even the hardest criminals, he will climb any tower in Nyc or Boston and jump off Dick first at his opponent and stab them.. Johhny Load was taken to Suffolk Downs Horse Track as a kid with his grandfather and was not allowed to leave until he knocked out a horse with one knockout punch. John set up the Loan Sharking and online pay to pimp app which in turn creates massive income for the Everett Crew who run the Warriors Finances. This crew makes more money and holds down more legal area than any other 3 letter agency cover cell. Rocket and Dlo can fire artillery shells at any target in the world within 11 Minutes.. Operation AssCheeks was taken over by Bentleys and his fake Dj crew out of Ft Meade.