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Cooking By The Book is another Lazytown Word Replacement Remix meme, often memed by Bonzorio and Noobelli.

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Ziggy: I'll pile on the candy It's such a pretty sight It makes the food taste dandy But my tummy hurts all night.

Stingy: I'll put in some ingredients But keep the rest for me I'm not just disobedient I'm careful, can't you see?

Stephanie: It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake.

All: If the way is hazy!

Stephanie: You gotta do the cooking by the book You know you can't be lazy Never use a messy recipe The cake will end up crazy If you do the cooking by the book Then you'll have a cake.

We gotta have it made You know that I love cake Finally it's time to make a cake.

Pixel: Making food is just like science With tools that blend and baste And every fun appliance Gives the food a different taste.

Stephanie: It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake.

All: If the way is hazy!

Stephanie: You gotta do the cooking by the book You know you can't be lazy Never use a messy recipe The cake will end up crazy If you do the cooking by the book Then you'll have a cake.

All: We gotta have it made You know that I love cake Finally it's time to make a cake We gotta have it made You know that I love cake Finally it's time to make a...

Stephanie: You gotta do the cooking by the book.

All: ...Cake.

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