| Phrase | Counterpasta |
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| K | K? K what? The letter before L? The letter after J? Did you know that in JK the K stands for “kidding?” So your reply is “kidding?” or K as in Potassium? Do you need some Special K for breakfast? K as in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks have a K in it. "K"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "K"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only letter you can comprehend is "K" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "K" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about a single letter? I bet you took the time to type that one letter too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "K" on your gravestone? Do you want people to remember you as the asshat who one day decided to respond to someone with a single letter? "Hey, look, everybody! It's that "K" guy!" That's who you are. You're going to be known as the "K" guy. How does it feel? Do you feel happy? Quite honestly, I don't care, which is why I'm not even going to respond to you. Goodbye, and good luck with your future as that guy who said "K". |
| Honestly, i don't think anyone has ever cared enough to write "k" before! This is truly a blessed moment, for in this month, on this day, the most wholesome, loving and wonderful text has been written. I am truly glad that you care so much about me as to write "k". Because what would i do without it? I'd be a soulless husk, a problem to society, i'd be stuck in jail or homeless on the streets. But this "k", this "k" has saved my life. Suicide was the answer before that genius sentence came along and changed my entire life. In all honesty, you should consider becoming a therapist, because your clever, factual and dazzling response to me has changed my ENTIRE LIFE. I have never felt better, i feel like i could take on the worlds best boxer and win. The raw mental strength just BEAMING from you is honestly what is gonna keep me going from now on. The almighty and gracious "k" that you have just blessed upon me is what has saved my life, and thanks to that i will now spread the message about the almighty "k". I will go out in the world, search far and wide for an answer as fully amazing as "k". But there is no such thing. "K" is truly a blessed response, thank you. | |
| Ok Boomer | I'm 37, SNOWFLAKE. That means i am in GENERATION X and NOT A BOOMER. I own 5 companies in Texas and make a shitload of money. I pay taxes, workout, bang my wife an animal, have healthy relationships and basically live like a ROCKSTAR without having to get on stage. I have the intelligence to look at both sides of an argument and figure out the real facts. Meanwhile, you are a spoiled zoomer who blames people like me for your problems and shortcomings. Bottom line is that your parents spoiled your ass and you think you know it all. If you were my son I would slap the shit out of you.
"Ok boomer" needs to die. It's the most mind numbingly stupid retort I see people usually using when they literally have no relevant points to make in any argument. At least thus far it's how it's been used with me, and every other time I've seen it used. It's not a valid criticism, just an escape from meaningful dialogue by moronic trolls who think themselves clever that they've somehow escaped using the wasted rental space between their ears. |
| Ok and? | And nothing? Do you really expect me to have something else to say? If I did I would've already said it, instead of desperately waiting for someone to reply to me so I can finish my point. Go get a life you fucking neandrathal. Stop licking the cheeto dust off your slimy ass fingers and go do something with your life, at least write something with more value than fucking "ok and." You're a complete waste of space. Go jack off to my little pony rule 34 you fucking cunt. No one loves you, your parents don't and your friends don't either. Next time, think about your words and type something less idiotic than "ok and" you prick. |
| Based | Based? Based on what? In your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly you dumb bitch |
| Cringe | Durrrrr... cringe, Duhhhh, cringe. Is that all you shitposting fucks can say? Duhhhhh, based, based, based, cringe, cringe cringe... I feel like i'm in a fucking mental asylum full of dementia ridden old people... That can do nothing but repeat the same words over and over again on loop like a fucking broken record. *gasp* Cringe, Cringe, Cringe, Cringe, Based, Based, Based, Based!!!!!!!!!!1!!!! Cringe, Le BOOMER, Le ZOOMER boober! I FUCKING HATE the internet, so damn much. |
| Sussy Baka | Holy fucking shit do you ever shut the fuck up? How can you keep your mouth open and yap yap yap for fucking hours like this? Do you ever get fucking tired of how annoying you are because I hope you realize that you're not funny and you never will be. Like I can't even fathom how fucking stupid you are. You are such a braindead and oblivious fucking ape-brained orangutan who can't say resist saying something stupid every 5 fucking minutes. You are embarassing and you are an embarassment. Why can't you act like a normal fucking human being you fucking asshole? Why are you such an annoying and unfunny piece of shit for no fucking reason? Every time you speak I enter cardiac arrest multiple times in a row because I can't handle your stupid, dumbass remarks. And the most crazy thing is, you think you're funny! You actually think you're funny! Nobody has or ever will laugh at your dumb fucking cringe humor- "You're such a sussy baka!! Waah waah I like reddit and have no life!!" You are so absolutely fucking inept at regular human interaction it is concerning. Please never talk to me again you worthless fucking piece of rat feces or I will literally issue a restraining order on your dumbass shit-for-brains infantile self. |
| Kys | Hello, I have been informed that you requested that I kill myself. Sorry but I do not take assassination contracts on myself, it would be a conflict of interest and would be unprofessional. I would also like to remind you that encouraging someone to commit suicide is a serious offense and can have legal consequences. It is important to seek help if you or someone you know is struggling with suicidal thoughts or mental health issues. If you are in need of support, I urge you to contact a crisis hotline or seek help from a mental health professional. There are people who care about you and want to help you through difficult times. Thanks. |
| 🤓 | Commenting the nerd emoji is so overused and cringe at this point. I thought it was genuinely funny at the beginning, but at this point, anything logical (aka incomprehensible for Gen Z) has replies of only the nerd emoji. I am so sick of it. As a society, we should actually try to listen to the counter-arguments from others and try to learn from it, especially when someone brings up a point that just completely destroys our own. It's frustrating to see the lack of engagement and critical thinking in online discussions. I put a lot of time and effort into researching and crafting a well-thought-out statement, and it feels disheartening to see it reduced to a single emoji. It's important to acknowledge that everyone has their own perspective and experiences, and listening to counter-arguments is crucial in broadening our own understanding of complex issues. The dismissive attitude of the nerd emoji only serves to shut down conversation and prevent growth. Can we all just agree that this nerd emoji shtick is cringe and move on?
""? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is ""? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is "" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about one fucking emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "" on your gravestone |
| Cry [about it] | Alright I just finished crying. I cried real hard. I wept like there's no tomorrow. I cried than manliest tears ever weeping like I've never cried my entire life. My clothes are soaked, my phone is all wet and my floor is now flooded because of my tears. Literally everything around me is wet and are drenched by my own tears. I just finished crying and now I don't know what to do. I did what you told me and I feel like I am lost without your wisdom. I don't know how long I was crying for. It felt like an eternity, but it was probably only a few minutes. It's been a while since I've cried like this, and I can't even explain why I'm crying. It just feels like everything is too much to bear, and the weight of it all came crashing down on me all at once. I know that crying is supposed to be cathartic, but I don't feel any better. In fact, I feel even more lost and confused than I did before. I thought that crying would release some of the pain and frustration that's been building up inside me, but it feels like it's just made everything worse. My mind is racing with thoughts and emotions that I can't even begin to process. I feel like I'm drowning in them, and I don't know how to make them stop. I keep telling myself to just breathe and take things one step at a time, but it's easier said than done. I know that I need to reach out for help, but I don't know who to turn to. I don't want to burden anyone with my problems, and I don't want to appear weak or vulnerable. But I also know that I can't keep going on like this. So here I am, still sitting on my wet floor, feeling lost and overwhelmed. I don't know what to do next, but I know that I can't keep living like this. I need to find a way to move forward and find some peace. |
| Nobody cares/Who cares | that is such a non-argument, stop doing that. Just Ignore if you think you don't care. Just ignore if the people in your circles don't care, it's way easier than insulting other's interests It's so fucking arrogant too. Your "For real, as much as a non-argument that it is, we can not deny that it is a good way to identify people that want to join a conversation in which they know that their opinion is weak or very bad" horse shit, as if you're the arbiter of what should interest people. As if your inner circles are so diverse, experienced and well informed as to know everything that might actually be worth caring about. I'm so fucking tired of people using that "who cares" bullshit to deflect discussion |
| Literally 1984 | It is important to note that not every instance of a rule being enforced is equivalent to the world of the novel Nineteen Eighty-Four.
Firstly, in the world of Nineteen Eighty-Four, the government uses technology and surveillance to control every aspect of the citizens' lives. The citizens are constantly monitored through telescreens and thought police, and any deviation from the established norms is punished severely. In contrast, in most modern societies, there are rules and laws that are put in place to protect the citizens' safety and well-being. These laws are enforced by the government, but they do not involve constant surveillance or the use of technology to control the citizens' thoughts and actions. Secondly, in the world of Nineteen Eighty-Four, the government uses propaganda and censorship to control the citizens' thoughts and opinions. The government manipulates history and language to maintain power and control over the citizens. In contrast, in most modern societies, freedom of speech and expression is protected by law, and citizens are free to voice their opinions and criticisms of the government without fear of punishment. The government does not control the media or manipulate history to maintain power and control over the citizens. Finally, in the world of Nineteen Eighty-Four, the government uses torture and brainwashing to maintain control over the citizens. The citizens are forced to conform to the government's ideology, and any deviation from the established norms is punished severely. In contrast, in most modern societies, the government does not use torture or brainwashing to control the citizens. Instead, the citizens are free to choose their own beliefs and opinions, and the government respects their freedom of thought and conscience. In conclusion, while there are instances where rules and laws are enforced in modern societies, it is important to note that not every instance of a rule being enforced is equivalent to the world of the novel Nineteen Eighty-Four. Modern societies protect the citizens' freedom and individuality, while the world of Nineteen Eighty-Four is a dystopian society where the citizens are deprived of their freedom and individuality. |
| (Any sort of insult) | What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. |
| (One-word comment on Reddit) | Reddit has truly become quite lazy in nature. One worded posts are truly quite a disgrace. I'm sure for you, you just see it as easy karma - you come on every week or so and just think about how to contribute in the laziest way possible. I hate how in reddit it seems that some of the laziest, shortest comments seem to get upvoted and I truly believe it is a disgrace and shows that we are in darker days as a website. We almost lost ourself during the Pao debacle, we almost lost ourselves before that but Reddit just continues to grow stronger. I'm starting to believe it's just similar to facebook - too big to fall. |
| (In case your own comment gets downvoted) | Edit: Why do you downvote? Are you really that sad of a person that you have little fits of spite and have to reach out through a medium that has nothing to do with validity? You do realize karma is worthless right? And that downvoting a comment doesn't do anything to the legitimacy of what's in the post right? Or do you just ignore all of that because you're butthut and have to lash out like a baby in need of a circumcision? I mean seriously! You can't have a conversation with someone on the internet without angrily clicking the downvote button? Do you feel like you've had vengeance on me or something? I personally don't care about downvotes either way (by all means, call your silly downvote brigade on me, it means nothing at all to me), but I just find it funny how seriously you and others like yourself actually take these imaginary internet points. Reddit really is all you have, huh? Damn do I feel bad for you. But you know what? I don’t care! I’ll rake in the coal! You’re logic is flawed, kiddo. Don't like what people are doing with it? Downvote me, that'll show 'em! Go ahead and press that down arrow, I know you're itching to do it. Think you're contributing to the community? "Doing your civic duty"? Nope. You're just decreasing a meaningless number on the internet. You just want to hop on the bandwagon. Well POUNCE! O can hear you as your feet land on the cold real steel of the inside of the wagon. You know what? Enjoy the ride, for now. Maybe even stick your head out the window and feel the breeze while you reflect on the importance of your downvote to me. I'll even give you my word, this isn't even my primary account, kiddo. Downvote away, downvote to your heart's content. But listen kid, please remember rule 1 of reddit. Treat the other people commenting as if they are human beings. It is fascinating, however, that people ignore the fact that I am right just because the first two people downvoted me. From that point it is just snowballs. When people see downvotes, do they neglect their own ability or reason? It is similar to the fallacy of poisoning the well. Once they see the fact that others disagree, they assume that the person must be wrong, even if undeniable truth is on the other side. It is an interesting phenomenon, and I am not sure how reddit should address this issue moving forward. There needs to be a solution that prevents cases like mine from happening. If someone posts something truthful, it should be upvoted, not downvoted. It is imperative that we allow free speech and the truth to be shared. I don’t care about the karma. Hell, I’ll gladly rake in the coal! But we must remember that free speech and opinions are key to our society and, more importantly, reddit. So, next time you want to downvote something, just think about what you are about to do! |
| To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. | you don't have to understand physics or deeply follow philosophy to find rick and morty funny. sure, you have to be well informed to get into the philosophy, but the humor itself is made around attracting mature audiences. they make alcoholism and and fart jokes every episode. you don't need to be a genius to understand basic plot progression. it's an over-exaggeration fans make, saying this show is somehow more intellectual than others. most of the science is spotty, and most "science" in the show is fiction anyways. hence the term, "science fiction satire." and is made to be understood by general audiences.
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/59dba8/is-rick-and-morty-as-smart-as-its-fans-think-it-is this show is amazing though. but don't think you are an elite human being because you watch it and understand most of the jokes. also, don't use IQ tests to show your intelligence. it's overstated pseudoscience. that is known as the bandwagon effect. "a majority believe it is real, therefore it must be real." |
| What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. |
Wow, your an asshole. You want to scare me? OOH, big bad navy seal. 300 kills. Your such a bad ass! OH, I am SO sorry to have provoked your wrath! You should ask yourself, did I DIRECTLY challenge you? Did I TELL YOU SPECIFICALLY that I WANTED to beat your ass? No I did NOT! I said I was a pacifist. I even said I DON"T want to fight you. You should read the posts more carefully before you decide to lash out hatefully and threaten me. This was simply about how I don't (lift? No, I do not lift things, if your talking about weights or something) or exercise, I don't care to, and I don't like bacon. You took this to a WHOLE other level. I was just defending myself from YOUR spiteful comment where you made fun of me for simply not liking bacon and that I don't lift weights. You, and that other buddy of yours, should calm down. And you do not scare me. I've come close to death a few times, and I'm not scared of it. I accept it. I've been robbed before, and have felt the blade against my neck. And I've been fucked with and threatened my WHOLE life from ALOT of other people, even from my own dad! He is tough and unforgiving. I grew up in a military family. My dad graduated from West Point (Lt. Col) and fought in Vietnam, for your freedoms and mine, like that of freedom of speech (be it threatening, hateful, and mocking like yours) and mine (where I was simply standing up for myself when you made fun of me). And I am not a kiddo, I'm 30. And it's funny how you click "like" on your own comments. How egotistical. I'm done now. |
| Wow, your an asshole. You want to scare me? OOH, big bad navy seal. 300 kills. Your such a bad ass! OH, I am SO sorry to have provoked your wrath! You should ask yourself, did I DIRECTLY challenge you? Did I TELL YOU SPECIFICALLY that I WANTED to beat your ass? No I did NOT! I said I was a pacifist. I even said I DON"T want to fight you. You should read the posts more carefully before you decide to lash out hatefully and threaten me. This was simply about how I don't (lift? No, I do not lift things, if your talking about weights or something) or exercise, I don't care to, and I don't like bacon. You took this to a WHOLE other level. I was just defending myself from YOUR spiteful comment where you made fun of me for simply not liking bacon and that I don't lift weights. You, and that other buddy of yours, should calm down. And you do not scare me. I've come close to death a few times, and I'm not scared of it. I accept it. I've been robbed before, and have felt the blade against my neck. And I've been fucked with and threatened my WHOLE life from ALOT of other people, even from my own dad! He is tough and unforgiving. I grew up in a military family. My dad graduated from West Point (Lt. Col) and fought in Vietnam, for your freedoms and mine, like that of freedom of speech (be it threatening, hateful, and mocking like yours) and mine (where I was simply standing up for myself when you made fun of me). And I am not a kiddo, I'm 30. And it's funny how you click "like" on your own comments. How egotistical. I'm done now. | So, let's just break down this entire mess, statement by statement, and see what we've got here, shall we?Don't come into the kitchen if you can't handle the heat. When has this kind of statement ever actually resulted in anything beneficial? You aren't clever. You did ask me if I wanted cheese with my wine. And I never said you did. This statement is really redundant. I don't recall you ever saying any of that at all. and and are all of which you actually responded with. You should post things more carefully before you decide to use phrases that aren't your own to an effect that you don't even fully understand. This part made me laugh. This made me laugh even more. At what point did I even mention bacon? I'm glad I have buddies that I'm not even aware of having. I'm not trying to make you afraid of me, I'm simply making you aware of how stupid you are. And I'm the one who's blowing this out of proportion. If you think that's a reason to feel pity for you then I can't help but laugh at you. Plenty of people including myself have experienced the same damned thing. You aren't some kind of special exception. I think a lot of people can describe their dads as "tough" and "unforgiving". I'm glad you're using that right to the fullest by having arguments with people on the internet that you don't even know to this extent. Why are you so surprised that someone spoke back to someone who was provoking them? You must not ever encounter people like me who actually talk back without saying nothing but curse words to get their point across. I like to actually vocalize my words in an educated mannerism instead of just saying, "You're a momma boy's bitch." Says the person who's first response to an argument was "How cute, a 14 year old just tried to insult me." What world do you live in where people just lay back and take that? I'm standing up for MYSELF against YOU who started a fight with ME. That would honestly surprise me. I can downvote them if you want. I don't really care. You want a bottle with some warm milk too? And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what happens when people have no idea what they're talking about. |
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