"We're ‘political’. Those who do not stand with us, stand against us. And they pay for that mistake."
- The Cult of Lisa Gaming is a secretive organization which operates mainly throughout ROBLOX, but recently, they've expanded to YouTube, TikTok, banking apps, and other platforms in the 2017-2022 era. The Cult worshipped a “deity” named Lisa, and plotted to control the social media world from behind the scenes for their own interests. To that end, its members infiltrated every sector of Western society, even forcing a YouTuber, MAMI to be their puppet. They were directly responsible for catalyzing the social conflicts about Lisa Gaming ROBLOX, a notorious YouTuber, which they hoped to prolong as much as possible by defending Lisa and her backlash schemes.
Founding[]
The Cult of Lisa Gaming was founded at some point after Lisa Gaming gained notoriety from deleting houses in Bloxburg, a ROBLOX game, which had led to the establishment of the Lisa Gaming ROBLOX Haters. Disaffected with the LGRHs’ ways, a number of followers splintered from the group and formed their own collective: the Cult of Lisa Gaming.
However, Lisa Gaming claims she’s not associated with the cult, even though she gives her thanks for defending her.
Beliefs[]
The Cult of Lisa Gaming are not polytheistic and have a deistic belief system. According to Paloma RBLX, the apps and platforms of social media were already chaotic and the Cult wanted to use controlled verbal conflcits, so as to create a clean slate on which to establish orderly and unified social media applications, one where violence would be absent and the people could move towards a more rational and developing society, which would be built by the people for the people. Paloma RBLX mentioned this would require a very wise and philosophical person.
Organization[]
Although the Cult of Lisa Gaming is scattered throughout various social media platforms, their operational quarters is in a game on ROBLOX, designed specifically for the cult as a meeting place. However, only a VERIFIED member of the cult can join the game. Apparently, no member of the cult has shared what the cult game looks like or where to find it. Not even defected members have reached out to history records. However, concept artists have drawn illustrations of what the game COULD look like. Maybe even what they WEAR. (Two concepts in the gallery.)
The Cult of Lisa Gaming was divided into four branches, each comprising five Adepts and led by an individual called the Sage.
The cult claims on Twitter that they currently have 45 members.
Branches of the Cult[]
Eyes of Lisa Gaming[]
The Eyes of Lisa Gaming are members of the cult that specialize in spying on messages people send on social media backlashing Lisa Gaming, and exposing them to society. So you thought your posts, texts, and words all went unnoticed? No. The Eyes see all…
The Wealth Vein[]
The Wealth Vein is a branch of the cult that expands the Cult's operation throughout PayPal, Apple Pay, Chase, etc., to interfere with bribes about Lisa or her motives, and make sure the Cult fools anyone and EVERYONE.
Bullies of the Cult[]
The Bullies are the cult's brute strength. They will not tolerate insults, deception, and spamming to Lisa. If you do, they WILL make an effort to track you down and overall send death threats, and spam you with insults. Safe is no longer a word for you.
Worshippers of the Green-Haired[]
The Worshippers of the Green-Haired have done many successful schemes to share Lisa to social media. They draw fan art too Lisa and post it everywhere on the internet, and hire bots to spam praises about Lisa on the media. They are determined, brave, and KNOW all…
Gallery[]
