Gabe Newell

Gabe Newell
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General Info

Gabe Newell, or also known as Gaben, is the creator of the Half-Life series. He made it after 9 years of development

This meme usually makes fun of Steam Sales, as Gaben's money - grabber. It also teases Half-Life 3, vaporware that is seen as never to be released.

Skills

Gabe can use his brain to think of strategies to defeat his opponents. His most powerful move is risking Half-Life 3. This move can only be used once. He also has another move called the Steam Summer Sale, which nobody can resist other than the Illuminati