Mine turtles are a character in the Asdfmovies that resemble a small turtle with a longer neck than most
turtles, and most notably the button on their back. Pushing this button in any way, usually by stepping on it, will cause the turtle to explode. In the Asdfmovies, their only line is "Hello", but in their song they have another. In their first appearance, a guy says "Hello, mine turtle", the turtle responds with a "Hello" and then some other guy steps on the turtle and everyone explodes. In their second appearance, a guy says "Oh no, I am not stepping on you." Then a car crushes him (not the turtle) and a llama runs out, somehow not stepping on the turtle.