Changes: Shrek

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I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

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-SHREK IS THE GOD OF THE SHREK MYTHOLOGY, HE DEFEATED THE OTAKUS IN 880000 B.C WITH THE SHREK SWORD OF DETH. HE HAS A FRIEND NAMED VIDEOGAMEDUNKEY, WHO HAS BEEN AFFILIATED WITH HIM SINCE THE WORLD WAS CREATED. SHREK CONQUERED 20 PLANETS, AS TOLD BY HOMER SIMPSON, AND BROUGHT THE DONUTTTTTS FROM PLANET MAYONAISSE ON THE YEAR 18999 B.C, AND HE BROUGHT ALL SORTS OF STUFF. IN 1974 HE TOLD A HUNGARIAN GUY TO SAY HE INVENTED A CUBE THAT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO SOLVE, WITH HELP OF VIDEOGAMEDUNKEY HE MADE THE TRICKIEST PUZZLE EVER. BUT GOING 40 YEARS BACK HE MIND CONTROLLED HITLER TO DO ALL THE EVIL STUFF HE HAD TO DO, BUT THEN SHREK STOPPED MIND CONTROLLING HIM IN 1945 WHEN THEY WENT AROUND BERLIN IN TANKS. ALSO, THIS IS NOOOOOT TRUE.
+I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
-Ouch, my ears. Anyways many people thirst after Shrek by looking up "Shrek rule 34," reading fanfictions, or riding a Shrek didlo (just remember to say no homo kids). People also express their admiration for Shrek by saying "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" if you search up Shrek almost everyone loves Shrek.
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