Shrek

SHREK IS THE GOD OF THE SHREK MYTHOLOGY, HE DEFEATED THE OTAKUS IN 880000 B.C WITH THE SHREK SWesyeuurufegrsrewaugfuORD OF DETusdygzyuH. HE HAS A FRIEND NAMED VIDEOGAMEDUNKEY, WHO HAS BEEN AFFILIATED WITH HIM SINCE THE yewufakywuefWORLD WAS CREATED. SHREK CONQUERED 20 PLANETS, AS TOLD BY HOMER SIMweuSSE ON THE YEAR 18999 B.C, AND HE BROUGHT ALL SORTS OF STUFF. IN 1974 HE TOLD A fygdyugesufkvduysfwegtiewHUNGARIAN GUY TO SAY HE INVENTED A CUBE THAT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO SOLVE, WITH HELP OF VIDEOGAMEDUNKEY HE MADE THE TRICKIEST PUZZLE EVER. BUT GOING 40 YEARS BACK HE MIND CONTROLLED HITLER TO DO ALL THE EVIL SHIT HE HAD TO DO, BUT THEN SHREK STOPPED MIND CONTROLLING HIM IN 1945 WHEN THEY WENT AROUND BERLIN IN TANKS. ALSO, THIS IS NOOOOOT TRUE.