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Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life

Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life. (Original)

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Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life
is a very popular internet meme based off of Shrek.

AboutEdit

The meme is about a series of greentexts that usually contain sexual and explicit stories of children who pray to Shrek, encounter him, who then proceeds to engage in anal sex with them.(its N.S.F.W)

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> I was only nine years old

HNNNNNNNNG

> I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise

> I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given

> "Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"

> My dad hears me and calls me a a tiny demented piece of shit

> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek

> I called him a cunt

> He slaps me and sends me to my room

> I am crying now, because my face hurts

> I go into my bed and it is very cold

> I feel a warmth moving towards me

> I feel something touch me

> It's Shrek

> I am so happy

> he whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"

> He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees

> I'm ready

> I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek

> He penetrates my butthole

> It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek

> I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water

> I push against his force

> I want to please Shrek

> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love

> My dad walks in and Shrek pulls him in

> Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"

> Shrek leaves with my dad through my window

> Shrek is love i say, Shrek is life

>It's not ogre

>It's never ogre

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