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Well,he’s the Juggernaut,you bitches!He fucks whoever he pleases because he’s a fucking daddy!

I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!

Origin[edit | edit source]

“The Juggernaut Bitch!!” is a popular internet video created in 2005 by Randy Hayes and Xavier Nazario of My Way Entertainment

Seeing Mystique sleeping naked on his bed was too much for the Juggernaut.Horny and lustful,he removed his helmet and proceeded to rip his clothes to shreds.Then,he reached into his pants and freed his raging and erect sturdy cock from its confines.Drooling gleefully,he then guided his penis into Mystique’s vagina as she stirred and gazed groggily at the Juggernaut.

“I’m going to fuck you,Raven!Who’s your daddy now?!”He yelled.

The Juggernaut’s penis then pierced Mystique’s vagina and then immediately ejaculated,releasing spurt after spurt after spurt after spurt of semen as he let out an inhuman roar.Disappointed,Mystique swore,then muttered,”This is why I always fuck Havok!At least I have multiple orgasms as I moan and shake uncontrollably while riding his 6-inch penis because he takes two hours before he fucking screams in ecstasy and shoots his bloody love juice from that fuckable plonker of his into my bloody fucking cunt! Now,that’s a proper fucking creampie!!”

In a vein similar to GI Joe PSAs, the duo made an overdub of the “X-Men Animated Series” episode entitled “Phoenix Saga Part 3: Cry of the Banshee”, relying heavily on profanity for it’s humor. The video was quickly spread to YouTube, but was removed for its offensive nature (However, it was re-uploaded, and has remained there since).

Legacy[edit | edit source]

Phrases from the video became used by players of games such as Call of Duty. One player would say a line such as “Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me!” or “Don’t you know who the fuck I am? I’m the Juggernaut, bitch!” to demonstrate their supremacy.

In June of 2006, a sequel entitled J2: Juggment Day was released, followed by J3: Shadow of the Colossi in June 2007.

The original video proved to be so popular that the line “Don’t you know who I am? I’m the Juggernaut, bitch!” was used in the feature film 'X-Men 3: The Last Stand.'

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