The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla from The Ultimate Showdown

About

The Ultimate Showdown was a Flash movie submitted to Newgrounds by Shawn Vulliez (altfour) and Neil Cicierega (Trapezoid) on December 22, 2005. It is a music video that featuring a brawl of popular characters, both fictional and real, from the 1980's and 1990's. Ultimately, Mr. Rogers is the only survivor. The entire video lasts for just over three and a half minutes.

Lyrics

• - Old Godzilla was hopping around, +
• - Tokyo City like a big playground.
• - When suddenly Batman burst from the shade,
• - and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade.
• - Godzilla got pissed and began to attack,
• - but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq.
• - Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu,
• - when Aaron Carter came out of the blue.
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• - And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal,
• - then they both got flattened by the Batmobile.
• - but before it could make it back to the Batcave,
• - Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave.
• - And took an AK47 out from under his hat,
• - and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat.
• - But he ran out of bullets and he ran away,
• - because Optimus Prime came to save the day.
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• - This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
• - Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
• - And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
• - This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
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• - Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime,
• - like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime.
• - And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track,
• - but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back.
• - And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady,
• - when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete.
• - But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped,
• - Indiana Jones took him out with his whip.
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• - Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind,
• - and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find.
• - 'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed,
• - and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist.
• - Then he jumped in the air and did a summersault,
• - while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault.
• - onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air.
• - then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare.
• -
• - This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
• - Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
• - And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
• - This is the Ultimate Showdown...
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• - Angels sang out in immaculate chorus,
• - down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris.
• - Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones,
• - into the crotch of Indiana Jones.
• - Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain,
• - as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne.
• - but Chuck saw through his clever disguise,
• - and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs.
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• - Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
• - Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight.
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• - And Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie,
• - and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
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• - Robocop, the Terminator,
• - Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
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• - Lo Pan, Superman,
• - every single Power Ranger.
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• - Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
• - Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan -
• -
• - All came out of no where lightning fast,
• - And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
• - It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw,
• - with civilians looking on total awe.
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• - The fight raged on for a century,
• - many lives were claimed, but eventually.
• - The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
• - Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.
• -
• - This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
• - Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
• - And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
• - This is the Ultimate Showdown...
• - (the ultimate showdown)
• - This is the Ultimate Showdown...
• - (the ultimate showdown)
• - This is the Ultimate Showdown...
• - (the ultimate showdown)
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• - of Ultimate Destiny

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