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Big Smoke holding his bat.

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!!!Melvin "Big Smoke" Harris

"YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!" is a line from the extremely popular 2004 game, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. It is said by the character Big Smoke.


Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is a video game that came out on October 26, 2004. The game follows young gang-banger Carl Johnson who returns to Los Santos (a fictional version of Los Angeles) from his 5 year absence in Liberty City (a fictional version of New York) to investigate his mothers death. When he comes home, his childhood best friend Melvin Harris, better known as Big Smoke attempts to attack him as Big Smoke does not recognize Carl as he seemed to have changed his appearance since he was last in Los Santos, Big Smoke attempts to attack with a wooden baseball bat, exclaiming he chose the wrong house to rob. Moments after this Carl tells Big Smoke that it's him, which causes Big Smoke to drop his bat and shout "CJ!? OOoooohhhh, my dog!", which has also become a meme.

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